Five of the Best Paragraphs Ever Written in the English Language

James Joyce, author of the enigmatic and very difficult to read “stream of consciousness” novel “Ulysses,” also wrote a collection of 15 short stories found in the book “Dubliners.”  These stories portray middle class Irish life at the beginning of the 20th century, and include a story entitled “The Dead.”  Most of the action in this story takes place at a dinner party, but once Gretta and her husband Gabriel return home, she relays to him the story of how a young man who once loved her died a tragic death at a young age.  In fact, Gretta blames herself for his death and ultimately cries herself to sleep.  This leaves Gabriel awake to reflect on life and death and the mortality of all humankind.  Here then are the last five paragraphs of the short story.

Gabriel, leaning on his elbow, looked for a few moments unresentfully on her tangled hair and half-open mouth, listening to her deep-drawn breath. So she had had that romance in her life: a man had died for her sake. It hardly pained him now to think how poor a part he, her husband, had played in her life. He watched her while she slept, as though he and she had never lived together as man and wife. His curious eyes rested long upon her face and on her hair: and, as he thought of what she must have been then, in that time of her first girlish beauty, a strange, friendly pity for her entered his soul. He did not like to say even to himself that her face was no longer beautiful, but he knew that it was no longer the face for which Michael Furey had braved death.

Perhaps she had not told him all the story. His eyes moved to the chair over which she had thrown some of her clothes. A petticoat string dangled to the floor. One boot stood upright, its limp upper fallen down: the fellow of it lay upon its side. He wondered at his riot of emotions of an hour before. From what had it proceeded? From his aunt’s supper, from his own foolish speech, from the wine and dancing, the merry-making when saying good-night in the hall, the pleasure of the walk along the river in the snow. Poor Aunt Julia! She, too, would soon be a shade with the shade of Patrick Morkan and his horse. He had caught that haggard look upon her face for a moment when she was singing Arrayed for the Bridal. Soon, perhaps, he would be sitting in that same drawing-room, dressed in black, his silk hat on his knees. The blinds would be drawn down and Aunt Kate would be sitting beside him, crying and blowing her nose and telling him how Julia had died.  He would cast about in his mind for some words that might console her, and would find only lame and useless ones. Yes, yes: that would happen very soon.

The air of the room chilled his shoulders. He stretched himself cautiously along under the sheets and lay down beside his wife. One by one, they were all becoming shades. Better pass boldly into that other world, in the full glory of some passion, than fade and wither dismally with age. He thought of how she who lay beside him had locked in her heart for so many years that image of her lover’s eyes when he had told her that he did not wish to live.

Generous tears filled Gabriel’s eyes. He had never felt like that himself towards any woman, but he knew that such a feeling must be love. The tears gathered more thickly in his eyes and in the partial darkness he imagined he saw the form of a young man standing under a dripping tree. Other forms were near. His soul had approached that region where dwell the vast hosts of the dead. He was conscious of, but could not apprehend, their wayward and flickering existence. His own identity was fading out into a grey impalpable world: the solid world itself, which these dead had one time reared and lived in, was dissolving and dwindling.

A few light taps upon the pane made him turn to the window. It had begun to snow again. He watched sleepily the flakes, silver and dark, falling obliquely against the lamplight. The time had come for him to set out on his journey westward. Yes, the newspapers were right: snow was general all over Ireland. It was falling on every part of the dark central plain, on the treeless hills, falling softly upon the Bog of Allen and, farther westward, softly falling into the dark mutinous Shannon waves. It was falling, too, upon every part of the lonely churchyard on the hill where Michael Furey lay buried. It lay thickly drifted on the crooked crosses and headstones, on the spears of the little gate, on the barren thorns. His soul swooned slowly as he heard the snow falling faintly through the universe and faintly falling, like the descent of their last end, upon all the living and the dead.

Dubliners

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Nothing Much Here . . .

just a few ramblings about my day.  It’s 1:30 am on Thursday and later today I head up to Lewisburg for my weekly visit with Desiree.  This is also a week that I stay overnight with friends in Elysburg so I can pick Desiree up after school on Friday and bring her home for the weekend.  I should be in bed by now, especially considering my fitful sleep last night, but I am not.

So why am I up so late tonight?  Laundry, that is why.  I am waiting for my third load of laundry to finish drying.  This load is full of shirts, and in order to avoid ironing (which I try to do at all costs), I usually take my shirts out while they are still a little damp.  They wrinkle less that way than when I leave them in the dryer until it shuts off.  Plus, if I leave them in there until tomorrow morning and took them out then, well, they would be completely wrinkled and I would have to iron them before wearing them.  That’s not going to happen.

So why didn’t I start my laundry earlier, you ask.  Well, I did, but then my washing machine broke down and I had to take my clothes to a friend’s house to wash and then bring them home to dry.  I would have been finished hours ago if this hadn’t happened.

It’s a little ironic about the washing machine breaking down, since it is the newest appliance in the parsonage.  About two months ago I spent the better part of two days pricing various appliances at different stores: Sears, Lowes, Home Depot, Boscovs and other local appliance stores.  Three appliances here are at least 20 years old and need to be replaced:  the stove, a dishwasher, and the dryer.  I got all the info I could, got all the pricing info I could, and then put forward a proposal which would entail spending only about $1,100 to replace all three machines.  It was quite a deal, if you ask me.  The Church Trustees, however, thought differently, and I can understand this given our financial situation.  It’s funny, however, that this list never included the dishwasher.

So now, at this late hour, I need to finish this up and go check on my shirts . . . make sure they are at just the right dryness/dampness to take out of the dryer and place on hangers in order to avoid the wrinkles.  Isn’t my life thrilling?  And aren’t you glad you took the time to read all about here?

Upcoming Programs by the EKU Cultural Center

• Tuesday, Sept. 30, 6-9:30 p.m., Sacoby Wilson, “Environmental Justice, Built Environment and Environmental Health Disparities,” Ferrell Room, Combs Building, sponsored by African/African-American Studies.

• Thursday, Oct. 9, 10 a.m.-4 p.m., “Out and Proud: A Celebration of National Coming Out Day,” Powell Building Corner, co-sponsored by the Office of Multicultural Student Affairs and Women and Gender Studies.

• Thursday, Oct. 9, 11 a.m.-12:30 p.m., workshop by Marta Miranda, “The Stages of Coming Out,” Cultural Center, 110 Powell Building, co-sponsored by the Office of Multicultural Student Affairs and Women and Gender Studies.

• Thursday, Oct. 9, 1-2 p.m., “The ‘Q’ Word: Discussing Media Representation of the LGBTQ Community,” Cultural Center, 110 Powell, sponsored by the Office of Multicultural Student Affairs.

• Thursday, Oct. 9, 2-4 p.m., “Transgender Panel,” transgender individuals discuss their lives, Cultural Center, 110 Powell, co-sponsored by the Office of Multicultural Student Affairs and Women and Gender Studies.

• Thursday, Oct. 16, 10 a.m.-4 p.m., “Many Faces of Latino Culture,” street fair exploring the diverse cultures within the Latino community, Powell Building Corner, sponsored by the Office of Multicultural Student Affairs.

• Thursday, Oct. 16, 2-4 p.m., “Humane Immigration Reform,” panel of community activists and attorneys, Cultural Center, 110 Powell, co-sponsored by the Office of Multicultural Student Affairs and Women and Gender Studies.

• Tuesday, Oct. 21, 6-10 p.m., “Poetry Slam,” original spoken word program, Cultural Center, 110 Powell, co-sponsored by the Office of Multicultural Student Affairs and Women and Gender Studies.

• Nov. 10-15, Non-Traditional Student Week, celebrating and educating the non-traditional student, co-sponsored by the Office of Multicultural Student Affairs and Older Wiser Learners.

• Thursday, Nov. 6, 11 a.m.-1 p.m. and 5-6:30 p.m., Marta Miranda, “Connecting the Dots of Oppression,” a dialogue on the intersection of race, gender, sexuality, and ability, Powell Building Lobby, co-sponsored by the Office of Multicultural Student Affairs and Women and Gender Studies.

• Tuesday, Nov. 11, 7-9 p.m., T.D. Sharpley-Whiting, “Conversation on Race & Gender,” O’Donnell Hall, Student Services Building, co-sponsored by Women and Gender Studies and African/African-American Studies.

• Nov. 17-21, International Education Week, celebrate the benefits of international education, sponsored by the Office of International Education.

• Nov. 19, 11:30 a.m.-2:30 p.m., Frank X. Walker, Amanda Johnson, Rane Arroyo, Ricardo Nazario-Colon, and Bianca Spriggs, “Affrilachian Poetry Reading,” Kennamer Room, Powell Building, sponsored by the Office of Multicultural Student Affairs.

• Saturday, Nov. 22, 6:30-9:30 p.m., International Banquet, Keen Johnson Ballroom, sponsored by the Office of International Education.

• Tuesday, Dec. 2, 11 a.m.-12:30 p.m., “The Truth about Islam: Conquering the Myths and Misconceptions of the Islamic Religion,” Kennamer Room, Powell Building, sponsored by the Office of Multicultural Student Affairs.

• Dec. 1-7, AIDS Quilt Display, Aids Awareness Week event, Powell Building Lobby, sponsored by the Office of Multicultural Student Affairs.

For more information, contact the EKU Cultural Center at 859-622-4373.

EKU Listed As One of the Nation’s Best Colleges by Forbes

Forbes.com: EKU among "America’s Best Colleges"

August 15, 2008

Eastern Kentucky University ranks among “America’s Best Colleges,” according to Forbes.com, the web site for the popular business magazine.

Of the 569 public and private colleges and universities recognized, EKU claimed the 428th spot, good for third among Kentucky’s public universities, trailing only Murray State University and the University of Louisville. Because there are more than 4,000 college campuses nationwide, the ranking essentially places Eastern among the top 10 percent of colleges and universities.

(Click on the link above to read more.)

Sports News – Football, Women’s Soccer and Sports Hall of Fame

Click on the links below to read the full stories where they were originally published.

Tennessee State Downs EKU in OVC Opener, 34-20
Click here for official box score!
NASHVILLE, Tenn.
– Host Tennessee State piled up 541 yards of offense and held off the Eastern Kentucky University football team in a shoot-out Saturday night, 34-20. The #25 Tigers (4-0, 1-0 OVC) earned their first win over the Colonels (1-3, 0-1) since 1999.

Tigers shut down conference foe EKU
TSU defeated the Eastern Kentucky University Colonels on Saturday, 34-20. In front of a crowd of 8276, the Tigers made it look like child’s play on kids’ day at the game. Head Coach James Webster said he was proud of the crowd.

First Half Goals Too Much for Colonels to Overcome as EKU Soccer
EKU Sports – Richmond,KY,USA
The Eastern Kentucky University women’s soccer team fell at Radford University on Sunday afternoon, 3-0. The Colonels (2-5-1) let the match slip away early,

EKU Athletics Inducts Nine Members Into Hall of Fame
9/19/2008 9:58:56 AM
Click here to watch induction ceremony!
RICHMOND, Ky.
– This past weekend, the Eastern Kentucky University Athletics Hall of Fame enshrined its third induction class, featuring nine distinguished individuals, during a Saturday afternoon ceremony in EKU’s Perkins Building.

The Unfairness of Grace – A Sermon on Matthew 20:1-16

The is a revision of a sermon I posted yesterday here.  Most of the changes come at the beginning, though I tried to tighten up the sermon throughout.  It is based, as the headline above states, on Matthew 20:1-16.

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It just isn’t fair!” – is a common refrain that parents hear from their children.
“How come my brother or sister can do this or that, and I can’t? – It just isn’t fair!”
He got more candy or more soda or more of whatever than I did! Unfair!
And as a older brother, I learned that life could be especially unfair because parents are almost always more lenient when it comes to how they treat their younger children.
Am I right?

But whether kids cry out “unfair!,”
or use a more verbose phrase like “There’s no justice in this family!,”
It is obvious that our sense of justice, our sense of what’s fair,
develops very early in our lives.
It is also obvious that these attitudes of fairness carry over into adulthood as well.

I remember my Aunt Marie telling me how unfair it was that my Uncle Walter had died an awful, painful death of lung cancer in the prime of his life,
and this was a man who hadn’t smoked for years.
And I know of many people who still begrudge events long passed in their lives,
reliving them over and over,
and never being able to let them go because what they experienced just wasn’t fair.

And, of course, when someone complains to us about fairness and unfairness,
we’ve got our pat answers ready –
“No, life isn’t fair”, we might say … or
“Life wasn’t meant to be easy”. 
Or, remember this one? –
“Think of all the starving little children in India, or Africa, or China!”  
These kind of pat answer are of little help even to those making the comments,
let alone to the ones feeling cheated or betrayed.

Yes, even grownups have trouble with the idea of fairness.
The meltdown of stock market, the collapse of several financial firms and the subsequent government bailouts this past week have made this evident.
“What right does the government (or federal reserve) have to bail out a company at the taxpayers’ expense?” 
Why doesn’t the government do something to help the little people?
And we get really angry at the CEO’s of giant corporations who earn multi-million dollar salaries at the same time they’re downsizing their company and laying off their lower paid employees to fend for themselves in an increasingly weak job market. 
And just think of all the “mom and pop” investors who have lost their savings in these collapses and subsequent market turmoil.
This week a lot of people, all over the world, have been crying “Unfair!”

All of this and our gospel reading for this morning caused me to remember a story told by Frederick Buechner that is amazingly similar to the one from Matthew’s Gospel.
Buechner writes,
You are students on the first day of class,
and the professor says, "I have this very complicated math problem for you to solve.
Your answer to this problem, and only that answer,
will determine your final grade in this class.
I giving you this problem now at the beginning so you all can start work immediately,
and I do urge you to begin now if you want to pass the course.
I want you all to make A’s.

Well, you want to do well, so when you get the problem,
you get right to work.
You go to the library . . .you begin your calculations.
But to your surprise, you notice that, even after a month,
only a few of the other students have joined you in working on the problem.
Well, you say to yourself, they’ll be sorry in the end.

The week before final exams finds you are proudly putting the finishing touches on your paper and the solution to the problem,
when you hear some saying that if they work hard over the next few days,
they might get their problems answered.
And you also note that there are still others who haven’t even begun yet,
even at this late date.
But, again, you say to yourself, that’s their problem.

Finally the last day of class arrives.
You have finished with time to spare and proudly come to class with work in hand,
but to your surprise everyone else has also finished their problems.
How did they do it?
You soon learn how.

One student says, as she hands in her paper,
"Professor Smith, thanks for helping me figure this out last week.
Why, without your help, I would have never gotten it finished,"
"Well, here it is," says another,
“All done, thanks to your kind assistance yesterday, Professor."
And no sooner have you heard this,
than another voice speaks up,
"Thanks for coming by my dorm last night to help me."

By now, you are furious.
No wonder they finished their work.
While you were hard at work figuring it out all by yourself,
this professor, if that’s what he really is,
has been going all over the campus spoonfeeding everybody the answer,
everybody but you.
But when you are finished giving Professor Smith a piece of your mind,
he asks you,
“Why are you so angry?
The goal of the class is to get people to finish the problem.
You were able to finish it on your own.  Great!
But others needed a little special attention.
You get an A and they get an A.
What’s wrong with that?

What`s wrong with that?
Why only everything, that’s all.
It’s unfair,
it’s not right.
They got more than they deserved.
You stomp out of the room, fuming about the situation,
and you grumble and mumble all the way home and for weeks to come as well.
The nerve of that man to give everyone the same grade!
How dare he!

Now if this reaction makes sense to you,
then you can understand why the people who worked all day in the vineyard did not leave the farm with a song in their hearts and a dance in their steps.
Their grumbling and complaining is perfectly justified.  Right?
What the landowner did was patently unfair.
And even if we can begin to comprehend that this story is all about grace,
that it is about a God whose way of doing things is completely different than our way of doing things.
We are still liable to find ourselves angry about the unfairness of it all.

Will Willimon tells the story about a young woman who approached him at the end of a worship service at Duke University Chapel,
a service over which he had presided and in which he had delivered a sermon.
He writes:
She came up to me at the end of the service saying,
“I was really troubled by the service today.”
She was wearing a Duke blue usher’s robe.
“Where do you get these stories that you tell in your talk?” she asked.
“Stories? I guess I get them from growing up in South Carolina,” I said.
“Well I was really bothered by the one today,” she said.
“I just don’t think that’s anyway to treat people.
I mean, if you work longer than other people, you should get paid more.”

“Wait a minute,” I said. “That’s not my story, that’s from Matthew.”
“Matthew?” she asked.
“It’s in the Bible,” I said. “

Why are you ushering here?” I asked.
“Well that tall guy over there, I’m dating him.
And he needed somebody to usher today so he called me and here I am,” she said.
“Next question,” I said, “what is your religious background?”
“We went to church some when I was a kid, but I’m not anything really,” she said.
“Well let me tell you something.
You found that story offensive to your notion of justice. Right?
Outrageous. Right?
Well, just for your information,
the man who told that story was later murdered for telling it,
because it really is an offensive, outrageous story.”

And I bet there are many of us here today, if we are honest,
who are outraged and offended by what Jesus says in these 16 verses.
After all, grace, for most of us, is fine up to a point.
And we expect the owner of the vineyard to be gracious,
but not too gracious.
One or two trips back to town to find workers is fine,
but not that constant back and forth,
wear down the tires on the truck,
all day long search, for God’s sake.

And perhaps giving a bit more than expected to the late-comers would be alright,
but not this everybody makes the same wage regardless of how long they worked socialistic, communist stuff.

It’s curious how the grace shown to me doesn’t seem so gracious when I compare it to the grace shown to others.
It’s curious how the more amazing God’s grace becomes,
the more frequent and louder the grumbling and complaining that it evokes.
Today’s gospel shows just how unfair God’s grace can be,
and just the kind of reaction that it can provoke.

John Wesley, the founder of our particular denomination,
knew all about the dangers of preaching on God’s grace.
Did you know that he was once physically thrown out of a church one Sunday because of a sermon he was preaching?
Do you have an idea what his topic was?
It was the grace of God.
Afterwards, when Wesley wrote about this to a friend, he said,
"There is no Christian Doctrine more repugnant than the affirmation that we are saved by the grace of God through faith.

And the reason it is repugnant?
It is repugnant because deep down we believe that we control our destiny.
That we save ourselves by what we do.
We believe that if we serve God all our lives,
in the end God will reward us.
We believe that our pious activities,
our acts of service and our work for the Lord,
will bring us salvation.
We believe that if we do the right thing,
we will have eternal life and the joys of heaven in the world to come.
And that is why we are here.
To set ourselves straight about the rules,
and then to get the motivation necessary to obey the rules.
As another preacher has said,
we gather on Sunday and go down our checklist.
Racism?  I’m okay on that. Check.
Materialism?  Hmmm…. Okay, Check.
Envy?  Got a little more work to do on that one next week…."

In this view religion exists to assert the rules and gives us the means to obey the rules,
and when we do,
this kind of religion promises that we will get what we deserve.

And what about those who aren’t here?
Those who haven’t figured out the Christian religion…
those who don’t have the correct or proper beliefs…
or those who haven’t straightened out their lives,
What about them?
Well, according to this world-view, they are out of luck.
They should be here in church with the rest of us.
Here they could figure out the score.
Here they could get their cards punched,
their lists checked off,
and their lives in order.

If they would only see things our way,
then all would be well.
There would be tit for tat, cause and effect,
rewards for the good and punishment for the bad.
Yes, then all would be well.
But in today’s gospel Jesus seems to be saying that that’s not how it works at all.
Jesus seems to be saying that grace and grace alone saves,
and that God’s amazingly naive and irresponsible grace is available to anyone and everybody.
And that troubles us to no end.

You see, when we run headlong into God’s unfair grace,
when we see that God’s way of doing things is so far removed from our way,
Then there is bound to be grumbling.
After all, if God is going to run a vineyard like the one in the gospel lesson,
if God is going to give everybody the same pay regardless of their actual work hours,
then what’s the use of getting up early in the morning to work when you can just wait until an hour before quitting time to show up?

What is the good of sitting in church,
listening to dull sermons,
if these outsiders,
these johnny- and Jane-come-latelys can waltz in here at the last minute and receive the same treatment as the rest of us.

How many of you have heard of Velma Barfield?
Velma, a resident of North Carolina, was convicted of poisoning 4 people over a span of 7 years with arsenic.
Now in case you don’t know,
arsenic poisoning is a horrible, slow, agonizing way to die.
And so, after her conviction, Velma was given the death sentence,
But while awaiting execution,
Velma Barfield began writing to, of all people, Mrs. Billy Graham.
In time she even accepted Christ,
became a "born again" Christian.
And Mrs. Graham in turn came to praise Velma as a  (now get this)
a "vibrant, new Christian with a beautiful witness to God’s grace."
On November 2, 1984, after having spent only six years in prison,
Velma was executed by lethal injection in the state penitentiary in Raliegh, NC,
and is now in the loving embrace of her God?
Is that fair?

And perhaps you didn’t know this either,
but while I was on vacation a while back,
I attended a worship service where it was reported that Jeffrey Dahmer
the mass-murdering serial killer of young men and self-confessed cannibal,
Jeffrey Dahmer,       
who killed at least 17 people,
and who during the summer of 1991 was murdering up to one person each week,
this same Jeffrey Dahmer asked Jesus into his life while in prison,
and was baptized into Christ before being murdered by another inmate.
And guess what, if Dahmer really did became a Christian,
where do you think he went upon his untimely death?
You know where, and you know as well as I do how unfair that seems to be.

What are we to make of such stories and such people?
These people come to God at the last minute,
these people make most of us look like saints,
and yet they expect to receive the same welcome we will get.
Many of us have been Bible-believing, church attending,
nose-to-moral-grindstone Christians all our lives,
and yet these people are just as loved by God,
just as forgiven by God,
just as accepted by God as we are?
Who do they think they are?
And just who do they think God is?

But perhaps the better question might be,
who do we think God is?
Who do we think God is?
My friend, if God is anything,
then God is gracious and loving beyond our own understanding.
If God is God, then God’s grace is available to all,
no matter who they are, where they are,

or what they have done.

In England there is a tombstone which reads:
    "John Newton, Clerk, once an infidel and libertine,
    a servant of slaves in Africa,
    was by the rich mercy of our Lord and Savior,
    Jesus Christ, preserved, restored, pardoned,
    and appointed to preach the faith he had long
    labored to destroy."

John Newton wrote his own epitaph.
And what he had to say can be summed up by the word grace.
You see, Newton spent much of his adult life as the captain of a ship used to
transport slaves from Africa to the shores of America.
But on one particular trip he began reading "Imitation of Christ" by Thomas a Kempis,
and when on that same trip a vicious storm threatened to sink his ship,
in a moment of desperation Newton became a Christian.

Now unlike many people who make promises when the going gets bad,
and promptly forget them when things return to normal.
Newton kept his promises.
He resigned his office and began to preach the gospel.
And the theme he preached over and over again was the grace of God.
It was in his later years of life that Newton took this theme and put it into the words of a hymn that is still sung in churches today:
        "Amazing Grace, how sweet the sound,
        That saved a wretch like me.
        I once was lost, but now am found,
        Was blind, but now I see."

It is this amazingly unfair and undeserved grace that offers us all salvation.
A God who would save even a wretch like a John Newton, a Velma Barfield, or even a Jeffrey Dahmer,
A God with that much grace and love would save me and you.
A God like that would give me and you and the entire world so much more than any of us deserve.

I can affirm what another once said about God.
"Unjust?  Yes, thank God!
I, for one, am wonderfully content with a God who refuses to be just.
If God dealt with me just as my deeds deserve,
I’m afraid that I would never be able to enjoy his presence in eternity,
I would never be able to gaze at the face of Christ,
and I would never live the fullness of life eternal without tears or fears.
If one day Christ calls me home by saying,
"Come, blessed of my Father."
It will bot be because God is just,
but because God is good,
and because God is a God whose name is mercy,
and whose gift to all is his grace.

My friends, grace is what the gospel of Jesus Christ is all about.
It’s not about being decent.
It’s not about morality,
and its certainly not about our own goodness.
In fact the gospel isn’t even concerned about these except that they are by-products of sorts.
No, the gospel is about being our being steeped in and surrounded by the grace of God in Christ,
so that we, in turn, can show others this grace.
For grace is God’s extra.
It is the way God deals with us beyond what we deserve or feel we have earned.

May we allow God’s grace to so permeate our hearts and lives,
that we will have no choice but to give it to others as freely as we have received.

My Unrevised Sermon for Sunday, 21 September 2008 – On Not Getting What We Deserve

This is my unrevised sermon for tomorrow.  I am, even now (well, not right this instant, but you know what I mean) revising it, and will post the revision on my blog Word and Table (see link in the right sidebar) later tonight.  If anyone has any comments or suggestions for improvement, please leave a comment below.  I would greatly appreciate any feedback! 

The text for the sermon is Matthew 20:1-16.

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We have an amazingly gracious God.
I think we can all agree on that.
One of our favorite hymns is, after all, Amazing Grace."
And all of us would agree that God’s grace is amazing.
The way God welcomes all, forgives all, loves all.
God’s grace is amazing.
But if we are honest,
we would also have to admit that there are times when God’s grace is also exasperating and unfair.
There are times when God’s grace doesn’t feel that gracious,
times when God’s grace burns us up and offends our sensibilities.

And at these times,
the offense of grace is not in the treatment we receive,
but in the observation that others are getting more than they deserve.
Forgiveness and generosity do not seem fair.
As Matt 5:45 states,
God sends sun and rain on the just and the unjust,
the good and the bad.
And Luke 6:35 tells us that God is kind to the ungrateful and the selfish.
That offends us, most of us, at least.
The generosity, the grace of God quite often cuts right across our cold calculations of who deserves what.
For all our talk about grace,
we still have problems with it.

I’m reminded of a story told by the writer Frederick Buechner that is amazingly similar to the one from Matthew’s Gospel.

Buechner writes,
You are students on the first day of class.
The professor says,
"Now students, I have this complicated, very complicated, math problem for you to solve.
Your answer to this problem, and only your answer,
will determine your final grade in this class.
I giving you this problem now at the beginning so you all can start work immediately,
and I do urge you to begin now if you want to pass the course.
I want you all to make A’s.

Well, you want to do well.
So when you get the problem,
you get right to work.
You go to the library.
You begin your calculations.

But to your surprise, you notice that,
even after a month,
only a few of the other students have started to work on the problem.
Well, you say to yourself, they’ll be sorry in the end.

The week before final exams finds you proudly putting the finishing touches on your paper and the solution to the problem.
You overhear some classmates tell each other that if they work hard over the next few days,
they might get their problems answered.
And you also note that there are still others who haven’t even begun,
even now.
But, again, you say, that’s their problem.

Finally the last day of class arrives.
You have finished with time to spare.
You proudly come to class with work in hand,
but to your surprise,
everyone else has also finished their problems.
How did they do it?
You soon learn how.

"Professor Smith, thanks for helping me figure this out last week.
Why, without your help,
I never would have gotten it finished,"
you overhear one say.

"Well, here it is," says another,
All done, thanks to your kind assistance yesterday, Professor."

And no sooner have you heard this,
than another voice speaks up,
"Thanks for coming by my dorm last night to help me."

By now, you are furious.
No wonder they finished their work.
While you were hard at work,
figuring it out all by yourself,
this professor, if that’s what she really is,
has been going all over the campus spoonfeeding everybody the answer,
everybody but you, that is.

When you are finished giving Professor Smith a piece of your mind,
she asks you,
Why are you so angry?
The goal of the class is to get people to finish the problem.
You were able to finish it on your own.
Fine.
Others needed a little special attention.
You get an A.
They get an A.
What’s wrong with that?

What`s wrong with that?
Why everything, that’s all.
It’s unfair,
it’s not right.
They got more than they deserved.
You leave the room,
not happy at all about the situation.
You grumble and mumble all the way back to room and for days,
even weeks to come.
The nerve of that woman to treat you all the same way!

If you understand this,
then you don’t have any trouble understanding why the people who worked all day in the vineyard did not leave the farm with a song in their hearts and a dance in their steps.
Their grumbling and complaining is perfectly understandable.
Grace is fine, up to a point.

We expect the owner of the vineyard to be gracious,
but not too much so.
One or two trips back to town to find workers,
well, that’s fine,
but not this constant back and forth,
wear down the tires on the truck,
all day long search, for God’s sake.

And perhaps giving a bit more than expected to the late-comers would be alright,
but not this everybody makes the same wage regardless of how long they worked socialistic, communist stuff.

It’s curious how the grace shown to me doesn’t seem so gracious when I compare it to the grace shown to others.
It’s curious how the more amazing God’s grace becomes,
the more frequent and louder the grumbling and complaining that it evokes.
This passage of scripture shows just how unfair God’s grace can be,
and just the kind of reaction that it can provoke.

John Wesley, the founder of our particular denomination, knew all about the dangers of preaching on God’s grace.
He once wrote to a friend after being physically ejected from a church pulpit one Sunday.
Wesley’s topic:  the grace of God.
Wesley wrote afterwards,
"There is no Christian Doctrine more repugnant than the affirmation that we are saved by the grace of God through faith.

And the reason it is repugnant?
It is repugnant because deep down we believe that we control our destiny.
That we save ourselves by what we do.
We believe that if we serve God all our lives,
with all our minds and souls and bodies
(although most of us don’t come close to this level of service),
we believe that in the end God will reward us.
we believe that our pious activities,
our acts of service,
our work for the Lord,
will bring us salvation.
We believe that if we do the right thing,
we will have eternal life and the joys of heaven in the world to come.

And that is why we are here.
To set ourselves straight about the rules,
and then to get the motivation necessary to obey the rules.
As another preacher has said,
we gather on Sunday and go down our checklist.
Racism?  I’m okay on that. Check.
Materialism?  Hmm…. Okay, Check.
Envy?  Got a little more work to on that one next week…."

In this mind frame religion exists to assert the rules and give us the means to obey the rules,
and when we do,

religion promises that we will get what we deserve.

And what about those who aren’t here?
Those who haven’t haven’t figured out the Christian religion…
those who don’t have the correct or proper beliefs…
or those who haven’t straightened out their personal lives,
What about them?
Well, according to this world-view,
they are out of luck,
and it’s their own tough luck anyway.
They should be here in church with the rest of us,
here they could figure out the score,
get their cards punched,
their lists checked off,
and their lives in order.

If they would only see things our way,
then all would be well.
There would be tit for tat,
cause and effect,
rewards for the good,
punishment for the bad.
Yes, all would be well,
well, except for that irritating parable from th gospel lesson today,
well, expect for God’s amazingly naive and irresponsible grace.
When we run headlong into God’s unfair grace,
when we see that God’s way of doing things is so far removed from our way,
Then there is bound to be grumbling.

After all, if God is going to run a vineyard like the one in the gospel lesson,
if God is going to give everybody the same pay regardless of how long he or she has worked,
what’s the use of getting up early in the morning to work,
when you can wait till an hour before quitting time?
What is the good of sitting in church,
listening to dull sermons,
if these outsiders,
these johnny- and Jane-come-lately’s can waltz in here at the last minute and receive the same treatment as the rest of us.

How many of your remember the name "John DeLorean/"
Perhaps you recall that DeLorean was a millionaire who was acquitted of drug-dealing.
But did you know that DeLorean is now a Christian,
having come to Christ while in prison?

Or perhaps you have heard of Velma Barfield.
Velma, a resident of North Carolina, was convicted of poisoning her boyfriend with arsenic.
In case you don’t know,
arsenic poisoning is a horrible, slow, agonizing way to die.
After her conviction,
Velma was sentenced to die in the state’s electric chair.

But while awaiting execution,
Velma Barfield began writing to, of all people, Mrs. Billy Graham.
In time she accepted Christ,
became a "born again" Christian.
And Mrs. Graham in turn came to praise Velma as a
(now get this)
a "vibrant, new Christian with a beautiful witness to God’s grace."
Velma died by electrocution in the state penitentiary in Raleigh, NC.

And perhaps you didn’t know this either,
but while I was on vacation a while back,
I attended a worship service where it was reported that Jeffrey Dahmer, himself,
the mass-murdering serial killer and cannibal,
Jeffrey Dahmer,
asked Christ into his life while in prison,
and was baptized into Christ before he was murdered by another inmate.

What are we to make of such stories and such people?
These people come to God at the last minute,
and they expect to receive the same welcome we will get.
Many of us have been Bible-believing, church attending,
nose-to-moral-grindstone Christians all our lives,
and yet these people are just as loved by God,
just as forgiven by God,
just as accepted by God as we are?
Who do they think they are?
And just who do they think God is?

But perhaps the better question might be,
who do we think God is?
Who do we think God is?
My friend, if God is anything,
then God is gracious and loving beyond our own understanding.
If God is God,
then God’s grace is available to all,
no matter who they are,
where they are,
what they have done,
or the time they come seeking his love.
No matter what,
God will be there for them,
God will save them.

In England there is a tombstone which reads:
    "John Newton, Clerk, once an infidel and libertine,
    a servant of slaves in Africa,
    was by the rich mercy of our Lord and Savior,
    Jesus Christ, preserved, restored, pardoned,
    and appointed to preach the faith he had long
    labored to destroy."

John Newton wrote his own epitaph.
And what he had to say can be summed up by the word grace.
You see, Newton spent much of his young adult life as the captain of a slave ship,
which transported slaves from Africa to the shores of America.
And it was on one particular trip from Brazil that this young sailor began reading "Imitation of Christ" by Thomas a Kempis. 
On that same trip a vicious storm threatened to sink his ship,
and Newton in a moment of desperation became a Christian.

Now unlike many people who make promises when the going gets bad,
Newton kept his promises.
He resigned as a sailor,
and he began to preach the gospel.
And the theme he preached over and over again was about the unsearchable riches of the grace of God, through Jesus Christ.
It was in his later years of life that Newton took this theme and put it into the words of a song,
a song that has blessed the hearts of Christians since that day.

It was John Newton who wrote the words we will sing in a moment:
        "Amazing Grace, how sweet the sound,
        That saved a wretch like me.
        I once was lost, but now am found,
        Was blind, but now I see."

It is this amazingly unfair and undeserved grace that offers us all salvation.
A God who would save even a wretch like a John Newton, a John DeLorean, a Velma Barfield, or even a Jeffrey Dahmer,
A God with that much grace and love
would save me and you.
A God like that would give me and you and the entire world so much more than any of us deserve.

I can affirm what another once said about God.
"Unjust?  Yes, thank God!
I, for one, am wonderfully content with a God who refuses to be just.
If God dealt with me just as my deeds deserve,
I’m afraid that I would never be able to enjoy his presence in eternity,
I would never be able to gaze at the face of Christ,
and I would never live the fullness of life eternal without tears or fears.
If one day Christ calls me home by saying,
"Come, blessed of my Father."
It will bot be because God is just,
but because God is good,
and because God is a God whose name is mercy,
and whose gift to all is his grace.

My friends, grace is what the gospel of Jesus Christ is all about.
It’s not about being decent.
It’s not about morality,
and its certainly not about our own goodness.
In fact the gospel isn’t even concerned about these except that they are by-products of sorts.
No, the gospel is about being our being steeped in and surrounded by the grace of God in Christ,
so that we, in turn, can show others this grace.
For grace is God’s extra.
It is the way God deals with us beyond what we deserve or feel we have earned.

May we allow God’s grace to so permea
te our hearts and lives,
that we will have no choice but to give it to others as freely as we have received.

Forgiveness

In preparing for this week’s sermon on forgiveness, I ran across a poem (author unknown) that I liked a great deal but I couldn’t find a way to work it into my sermon.  It addresses the whole saying “forgive and forget.”  While many anonymous poems strike me as needlessly trite (particularly when they rhyme), this one did not.

To forgive
Is not to forget.

To forgive
Is really to remember

That nobody is perfect

That each of us stumbles
When we want so much to stay upright

That each of us says things
We wish we had never said

That we can all forget that love
Is more important than being right.

To forgive
Is really to remember

That we are so much more
Than our mistakes

That we are often more kind and caring
That accepting another’s flaws
Can help us accept our own.

To forgive
Is to remember

That the odds are pretty good that
We might soon need to be forgiven ourselves.

That life sometimes gives us more
Than we can handle gracefully.

To forgive
Is to remember

That we have room in our hearts to
Begin again

And again,

And again.

~~ Author Unknown ~~